belle-morningstar: Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet but then virgin mobile made fun of her so t mobile stepped its shit up it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
lliampayne: do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
beonce: 17 grammys bitch
ilyxchristiaa: ayanagiann: latenights-and-oldguitars: Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….” This hit really hard. Hadn’t really put it into that perspective.
UGHHHHH. SOMEONE TELL THAT UGLY BITCH TO HOP OFF MY BOYFRIEND’S DICK.
Alright. My mom is sleeping over my dorm tomorrow. Gotta make it mom-worthy.
aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT what if we have tho what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids what...
Anonymous asked: frances agoncillo? more like, frances ass-gon-squeeze-yo
Anonymous asked: did you know that your body still drives me crazy? your thighs are my favorite.