May 2013
15 posts
belle-morningstar:
Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
April 2013
1 post
March 2013
1 post
lliampayne:
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
February 2013
20 posts
beonce:
17 grammys bitch
ilyxchristiaa:
ayanagiann:
latenights-and-oldguitars:
Do you think God ever gets sad? Like, “What do you mean, you don’t love yourself? I worked so hard on you….”
This hit really hard. Hadn’t really put it into that perspective.
UGHHHHH. SOMEONE TELL THAT UGLY BITCH TO HOP OFF MY BOYFRIEND’S DICK.
January 2013
6 posts
Alright. My mom is sleeping over my dorm tomorrow. Gotta make it mom-worthy.
aroihkin:
freyjas:
the-vashta-nerada:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what...
December 2012
25 posts
Anonymous asked: frances agoncillo? more like, frances ass-gon-squeeze-yo
Anonymous asked: did you know that your body still drives me crazy? your thighs are my favorite.
